- i think sarcasm, moonbounces, and cookies are the best inventions ever
-i hate it when people who arent smart/sexy call themselves smexy ;)
-im married to a smexy gal named monica and i ♥ her (no homo)
-i really appreciate anything/anyone who can make me laugh
-i have a black belt in witty banter, and a solid gold one in sarcasm
-i play the french horn, which just so happens to be the hardest and awesomest instrument in the world